Drinking my girlie cider
"ZOMG!!1... Ralph." archive 
Mon, May 11. 2009
Wed, April 22. 2009
He probably ponied up an huge visa fee that promptly went straight into the Government’s back pocket.
Sun, April 19. 2009
Will Ferrell spent 48 hours in arctic conditions with TV survival expert Bear Grylls, and had to drink his own urine to survive.
Sat, April 18. 2009
Think I’m going to watch Lost In Translation tonight.
Wed, April 15. 2009
There’s a legend, according to the Jiuzhai Valley National Park, that a goddess broke a mirror, and the resulting 114 lakes in the region are the shards that scattered. But that just sounds like the…
Mon, April 13. 2009
About to barrel around to West London for the day. *Ace Ventura voice* M25 BANKHOLIDAYTRAFFICMUCH??!
Sun, April 12. 2009
Sat, April 11. 2009
Go Canucks! (Sadly not growing a playoff beard).
Desperate to see Newcastle go down this year lulz.
RT @KevinRimasLee: <3 Jesus !
Fri, April 10. 2009
OMGOMGOMG #Red Dwarf OMG.
Just another crazy drunk at Fenway Park slinging it to Billy idol’s “Dancing With Myself”